Sarah Otter

Mad Otter Games
Developer
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Spring Fling Contest #3 - V&H Jokes

For this contest, we’d like for you all to make us laugh! Write either an original joke related to V&H OR take an existing joke out there and convert it into a V&H theme. For example:

Three warriors walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it...

What did the Brindle say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the most violent book I've ever read.

How did Lady's Fate know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

The Rules
  • Write an original joke related to V&H, or convert an existing joke into a V&H theme.
  • There is no limit to the number of entries per person.
  • Post here on this thread, or on Discord. Please clearly state your in-game character name and server.
  • The VH Event Committee will act as judges and will award First, Second, and Third Place winners.

The Prizes
  • First Place = 150 Crowns + 1 Makeover Kit + 5 Super Feed + 3 sockets + 2 Key of Red Darrig
  • Second Place = 125 Crowns + 4 Super Feed + 2 sockets + 2 Key of Red Darrig
  • Third Place = 100 Crowns + 3 Super Feed + 1 socket + 1 Key of Red Darrig

This contest will close on: Saturday, April 13th at 10am PDT/ 1pm EDT/ 17:00 GMT/ 19:00 CEST. Winners will be announced on Monday, April 15th.

Good luck, and have fun! :D
 

Moraxella

Grand Priestess
Characters
Hyacinth Rose
Platform
PC
#7
Do you know what's Karackus' favorite song?
None other than:

"It's getting hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot,

I wanna take my clothes off"

It's getting hot in here-Nelly
😂👌😂
Hyacinth Rose
US Server 1
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Characters
Shadowcave, Shadowsmack
Platform
PC
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#17
Three Zombies were chilling in Zombie Town
The first zombie BOB says "I'm gonna be back in a minute" and magically transforms into a hawk to fly off. After a while, he comes back with a little drop of blood on his lips. Their friends ask him what happened.

"Do you see the gravestones over there?"
"Yes."
"OK, do you see the dark tree just in front of them?"
"Of course."
"I chomped on newbie warrior hiding behind it."

His friends congratulates him and they went back to chilling and newbie spotting. Then, the second zombie FRED tells them "I'm gonna be back in a minute" and magically transforms into an eagle to fly off. After a while, he also comes back with a little blood on his lips but also on his nose. Rest of the group ask him what happened.

"Do you see the dark tree over there?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the transport pad glowing in front of it over there?"
"Of course."
"I slaughtered a newbie trying to escape to it."


His friends were seriously impressed and they all continue chilling and watching newbies. Later, the third Zombie JEFFERY tells them "I'm gonna be back in a minute" and transforms into a bat to fly off.
After a while, he also comes back with all his face covered in blood. Rest of the group are very impressed and ask him what happened.

"Do you see the dark tree over there?"

"Yes"

"Do you see the transport pad glowing in front of it over there?"

"Of course."

"Do u see the big grey house next to it?"

"Yeeesss."

I DIDN'T.......

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Pukina

Priestess
Characters
Pukina, Shanya, Puki, Kenya
Platform
PC
#18
Wie lautet die letzte Chatzeile vor dem Boss? „Priester: Kurz AFK.“
What is the last chat line in front of the boss? "Priest: Short AFK."

Pukina, EU2
 
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Pukina

Priestess
Characters
Pukina, Shanya, Puki, Kenya
Platform
PC
#19
Der Krieger zum Zauberer: "Ich kann dich nicht leiden!!"
Der Zauberer: "Das kann ich ändern!!

The Warrior to the Wizard: "I can not stand you !!"
The magician: "I can change that !!

Pukina, EU2
 
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Pukina

Priestess
Characters
Pukina, Shanya, Puki, Kenya
Platform
PC
#20
Ist leider übersetzt nicht witzig ;)

Liegt der Jäger tot im Keller, war der Pyrrus wieder schneller. Liegt der Pyrrus tot daneben, hat der Jäger vier Kollegen.

If the hunter is dead in the cellar, the Pyrrus was faster again. If the Pyrrus is dead, the hunter has four colleagues.

Pukina, EU2
 
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